Makcik:  Zaleha ade? (my mom)

Me:         Takde, tapi anak die ade.  (tengah tak sabar ni, I saw her carrying a 'hello' bag)

Makcik:  Oh okay, so ade tak duit nyer?

Me:         Ade-ade jap.

I SMILED LIKE A CAMEL I tell you. I stretch my hand out with nine-red-dazzling-notes. 


Makcik: Erm, you 18 this year?
Me: No, next year.
Makcik: Oh, mak ade tak, sebab awak underage tak boleh sign.


Bagero Mamikampuelo Kusto Menggesparitam,
Pandeja putos!
Cunning Nut, Pau Cheese Pie Moddar Fogger.
I cursed with all the language I know. OH DARN. 
Mom's out. You know what? That postmakcik came around 2p.m right after my mom go off for 'work' at 130p.m. If my mom just stay another few freaking 30 minutes I would have that HELLO BAG already. Oh my god. Stupid China worker, TWO DOLLARS LA! not 'THOO LOLLARS' takdekenemengeneseh dengan China worker tu.

I would rather torture myself watching Lady Gaga's Music Video; and spoil myself mentally (hahaha? i dun think so) 


NOW WHAT?! Call again and make another inquiry? Then, what's next? Extra charge? Huh?! 


So the postmakcik indeed told me the same thing to make a call for another inquiry. Okay great. Let's restart and throw all that disappointment away.
So I talked to mom before I make another inquiry to be home tomorrow. So there should be no problem, oh better be, balls.


But this conversation with the operator is quite weird, macam call kawan:
*Dialing*
Operator: Yes, Singapore Post? *coughs*
Me: Eh, okay tak? Ah erm, sorry. Yeah, I would really LOVE to make another inquiry for article number BLA3.
Operator: Sorry ah, kurang sihat. Eh, macam tau je nanti I minta item number?
Me: Dah second time ni.
Operator: Okay hold on ah. Erm, 1st time kenape eh?
Me: No cash in hand. -.-V
Operator: Abeh second time? Baru jugak kan?
Me: Yes *WAH SO FAST AH DAPAT INFO?!* underage ah
Operator: *laugh* Hmm, kali ni awak kene amek dekat Paya Lebar... Either hari ni pukul 430 or tomorrow je lah.
*kuang asam ketawe kan - time is 230p.m - I need my SuperNap.
Me: Eh? Tak boleh anta lagi ke?
Operator: Ah itu awak berbual ngan SingTel, tu bukan kite punye.
*Malas lah nak bebual ngn Operator2.
Me: Hmmm okay lah bye.
Operator: kalau nak besok kene.... *i hang up*


If you are the operator SORRY AH. orang takde mood ah. xD


MAK, KENE PERGI SANE!!
dah dah, Kamel tunggu next year sudah, malas nak pergi jaoh2 amek
*MERAJOK AH! chey fake.


I dont know what to do. What to do what to do what to do...
I read the slip that the postmakcik gave me. That slip indicates the item number and so called the receipt. So I came across this page, it says:


"I, _________________ authorised ___________________ 


(I/C No.:                 )to collect the item number ____________....


Signature of Addressee "
___________________   




Something like this. Addressee is my mom lah. I underage what && that means, anyone above 18 can come with me. But need my mom's authorisation. No use, im still 17. BOOO. Asal lah mak ni malas2? Takpelah


I thought of calling SingTel to deliver it again tomorrow. Right before I pick up my pathetic Nokia phone. *cheh,mentang2 dah ade Carla*
My friend called me, Bahrain:


Me: Hello.
Bahrain: Eh, Mel tak pergi mane2?
Me: Tak.
Bahrain: Tak jumpe Winnie?
Me: Stop calling her Winnie la.
Bahrain: *laughs*
Me: Ape kau nak? Maen DotA? NO WAY.
Bahrain: Taklah, ni... Aku baru habes skolah ni. Ingat nak tido rumah kau. Boleh eh?
Me: Ah, dah pat Jurong MRT msg aku.


Bahrain ni, die tinggal Malaysia, so kadang2 die overnight sini pat rumah gue, kadang2 ke? Macam selalu je && kire die rapat jugak lah dengan my family. He's 19 this year. It didn't crossed my mind that he actually can go take with the consent from my mom. It should be no problem. I can just ask my mom to sign the slip I mention earlier.
This time. Y e s ,  n o   p r o b l e m   a t   a l l .
Bahrain pon besok takde ape2. So kite pergi Paya Leba lah.


17th March, Wednesday
I woke up at 5. Bahrain sleeping like a dead soldier in Iraq.
I get ready; and I leave a reminder 


• Jumpe pat Dhoby pukul 2p.m •
• TAKMO MAEN DOTA! •


He loves to overnight at my place because got free DotA here. I got DotA here in my PC. So he confirm play one.


THREE DAYS STRAIGHT IN SCHOOL IM BEING A SMILING-CAMEL
Tapi bile dah balek rumah je, binget sendiri. Phone tak dapat2. boo.


I text Bahrain straight after school.
-Where you?
-I reaching, eh go LJS i want eat first.
-Okay can. Ill be waiting.
-I with my friend tau.
-Who?
-Shifa'
-Ah, okay.


So we met at LJS near the 'kuso' school; which is BMC Academy. Near Dhoby MRT. Nom nom nom nom, burps.


Off to Paya Leba, bye Shifa', she got Angklong I guess. IDK.
OH YEAH! Bahrain dah macam bapak orang. His body age is 38 years old; according to the idk what health-thingy. 
OH YEAAAAHHH!!!!


There's part three you know?